Quailand

Sometimes when I am bored I like to think of all the rules I would invent if I ruled the world. I have many fabulous plans so if it ever happens, don't worry, I got this.

One law that would go into effect immediately if not sooner will be referred to as the LBD law. That stands for Little Black Dog, not Little Black Dress. Yes, in the Land of Quai, I will require that everyone owns a pet, preferably a dog ;) Why? Well you can look up the stats for yourself. The health and happiness benefits alone from owning an animal is phenomenal. But more importantly, they just make you happy. The love a dog has for their owner is like nothing else. As Sigmund Freud said, "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate".

I have always been skeptical of anyone who claims to hate animals/pets. It says a lot about them which usually leads me to avoid future contact. In Quailand they would be shipped off to an island with any disregard to the LBD law.

But let's be honest, I love my dog and this is more or less just a reason for me to post pix of him on here. Salud!!!