What's your Facebook status really saying?

I tend to make fun of those who always post how blessed they are and thankful and blah blah blah. Is it just me, or are those status updates usually posted by the most unbalanced person you know?

For example, "I am so thankful for my amazing husband (who is the best looking man I know) and my two adorable kids. I am the luckiest woman alive!", TRANSLATION, "I hate my husband and haven't gotten any action in months (he makes me sick) and my kids are annoying the shit out of me".

Or "Having the best day ever, can't wait for tonight", TRANSLATES into, "He hasn't called and I feel fat. I have no plans tonight but need to look cool and pray Mr. No Call is looking at my page".

I think I have a positive outlook on life and have been told this by most of my friends, however I don't feel the need to make people believe I am Ms. Positive Polly Perfection at all times! Especially when life's not. Imperfection is beautiful, let your true self shine. And if that wasn't a positive end to this blog post, well you can just suck it ;)

XOXO

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