The rise of the Metrosexual Man 's nothing new, but it's definitely something women appreciate. One word: Manscaping! Has anyone noticed that the younger crowd's getting it all wrong. The new pretty boy trend is taking on a macho/jersey shore/I'm obsessed with myself/ turn for the worst and I am not a fan!!!
If you are more orange from spray tanning than your girlfriend, we have a problem. If your hair product is more pungent than your cologne, we gotsta a problem yo! And if you're still trying to rock the Affliction/Ed Hardy trend or have any sort of bedazzlement on your form fitted shirt, you've been lied to and you need to find new friends cause we have mucho problemos.
So I ask you, from the bottom of my closet, to stop!!! Just stop, walk to your bathroom, take a shower, and don't do anything after (except for maybe some deodorant). Just try it, for the love, put down the straightening iron and hair gel. No more Axe body spray! It doesn't work, the commercials are false advertising and you should never admit that you were suckered in. It's not too late to turn your life around.
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