After hitting the Matisjahollogan concert last night (I don't like his entourage so I slaughter his name on purpose), I went to dinner with some of my fave's (JG & Meli, Tiani, and Taylor). We were joined by a girl who I am sure was on acid. She managed to make anyone and everyone feel awkward with her crude comments and trashy persona. Now, I am not someone with a huge filter, so when I say crude it's enough to make Lady Gaga blush. I felt bad for her. She was trying so hard. I wanted to give her a hug and tell her, "It's ok. You don't have to put on this act, you're fine. Enjoy the food, and the great conversations you keep interrupting,". But instead, I avoided eye contact and hid behind Tiani (sorry girl).
It got me thinking of the trash trend. You know; Ashley Dupre', Michelle "I salute Hitler and hooked up w America's sweetheart hubbie" McGhee, Tiger's slew of sluts, and anyone who has appeared on a VH1 reality show. It now pays be trash. Not making enough on the pole? Go after a married celeb. Trying to get your modeling career started? Apply for VH1 Rock of Love IV. Being a celebrity mistress almost guarantees you six figures, along with the ultimate revenge. CLASSY.
That brings me to the title; What if Monica Lewinsky waited 10 years? What if the Clinton/Lewinsky scenario played out in 2010? She certainly wouldn't be hiding in the UK. Her ugly purse line would have taken off (yikes), and should would have been considered smart, not insane, for saving her filthy dress as evidence. It made me feel for Ms. Lewinsky, along with the Acid Tripper. It also made me pray and hope that the trash trend is almost over. It's been played out people. Let's get back to focusing on what people do for a living vs. who they do!
