Today I received a text message from a dude I dated ever so briefly, we'll call him Ken Doll. His text read as follows, "Join my pyramid (scheme). You don't have a job. You need $ $". Keep in mind Mr. Doll has been hitting me up for booty calls recently which I have yet to respond to. The booty call requests are coming in even after I pulled the classic Jr. High, "let's just be friends" card a loooooooong time ago. He clearly suffers from selective memory loss. Anyways, I think Ken and 75% of all dudes out there need to take a dating 101 class and read "She's just not that into you" which I am working on now. But until it is complete, I would like to offer the following advice;
1) When a girl tells you she sees you only as a friend, that doesn't mean to try back in a week
2) If a girl (or anyone for that matters) doesn't respond to your first three text messages, that certainly doesn't mean you should send another five.
Last but not least.....
3) Never, ever ask a girl to join "your pyramid". Besides the obvious (desperate, pathetic, loss of respect for oneself), you really need to question what you're doing in a pyramid scheme and get a 5 day plan going.
